How’d We Play? Game Summary Remix

In order to fully enjoy this freestyle game summary, start the video at the bottom and sing along using the new lyrics below! (All of the words in parentheses are background vocals that you’re friends can sing along with. Well, except this one.) Oh, and you’ve got to pronounce Coyotes like “Kye-Yo-Tay”.

How – How – How did we play?
We didn’t play
You mean we didn’t play?
Well of course we did
How’d we play? (Phoenix Coyote-toe)
This game was like the last?
Of course it was

We’ve been losing for so long
Just tryin’ to take back first
Man, Bryzgalov was a bust
Stopped 25 of 28 shots
Too bad we didn’t have anybody else. So…
Too bad LaBarbera hasn’t been any better
But hot streaks aren’t supposed to last forever

Doan was still in (Doan was still in) There’s always a chance (always a chance)
He’ll beat the Budaj man (Oh!)
Cause when Brizzy caved in and the offense came out
They just didn’t know what to do
Peter Budaj stepped in and really took charge
Nothing we could do
One outta 29

Man we didn’t play
The game didn’t go well
Well we looked like kids
Why didn’t we play?
It just wasn’t our best
It is what it is
How’d Doan play?
None of his shots seemed to sell
Budaj didn’t make a bid
The power play?
Jo – Jo – Jovo made a play!

It’s been a good year for him
Even at 33 years old
Five goals, seven assists scored in those pants
He’s quietly putting on a show
Are his best days behind him? Never.
Him and Aucoin work so well together

Will we win? (Will we win?) Do we have a chance? (Any chance?)
Against Chicago we can. (Oh!)
David Schemko’s been called in and Hossa’s been ruled out
And we’re at home too
Just follow Shane Doan, our captain, our sarge
He’ll show you what to do
Make Chicago hurl

Tonight they will play
And end this losing hell
With our main man Ed
His skills wont rest
Go Coyotes
Jovo will score again today
Light up that ringing bell
Go Coyotes
Go – Go – Go – Go Coyotes!

We gonna win with Ed
Him and Doan and Brizzy
Rockin’ with Jovanovski
Hit the Blackhawks in the head
Put up a good fight
Skate off with a win tonight, girl
The losing streak is dead
Don’t forget Korpikoski
Bissonnette will the deliver the beating
No he wont, he hurt his head
But we’ll still fight
Howlin’ and Prowlin’ tonight

Jonathan Toews will be in and Kurt Sauer’s still out
This time will play three periods instead of just two
The Pacific will once again be ours
‘Yotes we’re cheering for you!
Go Coyotes!

Jovo shined today
Tonight’s hero is hard to tell
10 in 10 is what he did
You say no way
10 points in 10 games on little rest
That’s how it is
Tippett leads the way
The Coyotes will gel
This rap may be the worst post I ever did
Go Coyotes!
Go – Go – Go – Go Coyotes!

Tags: Dave Tippett, Ed Jovanovski, Ilya Bryzgalov, Kurt Sauer, Paul Bissonnette, Shane Doan